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What do you call a cat who’s a magician?
A purr-former!
Why do cats always win video games? B
ecause they have nine lives!
What’s a cat’s favorite movie?
“The Sound of Mewsic.”
Why don’t cats like to sing?
They think it’s a-paw-ling.
How do cats stop crimes?
They call claw-enforcement!
What do cats love to do in the morning?
Read the mewspaper.
What do you call a cat who loves to go bowling?
An alley cat.
What’s a cat’s way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse.
What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A car-pet!
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It wanted to keep track of the mouse!
What do you call a cat who loves to go swimming?
A purr-maid.
Why don’t cats like online shopping?
They lose their patience in the “loading” litter box.
What do you call a cat who’s a great dancer?
A paw-erina!
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
What do you call a cat that’s a spy?
A purr-sian agent.
What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A Furr-ari.
Why do cats always land on their feet?
Because they’re always paw-sitive!
What’s a cat’s favorite kitchen tool?
The “whisker.”
Why don’t cats play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs around!
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