Our adorable, furry friends are usually our go-to for some stress relief, always there to lift our spirits with their sweet purrs. But let’s be real, some cats are just born troublemakers.
They ignore us, swipe our snacks, and stir up all sorts of chaos. We’re pretty sure they’re convinced they’re the actual rulers of the world.
Looking on the bright side, we believe every cat goes through a ‘mischievous kitten’ phase. This collection of stories is the perfect evidence of that.
Hey, internet folks, forget those frustrated calls to tech support. I just solved the mystery of my glitchy router.
Ever wondered why your fabric gets damp while sewing? I found thread in my cat’s teeth – he decided to floss while I was busy with work.
My buddy’s cat really enjoys perching on her head. Yes, for real.
Try petting your cat when it’s not in the mood, and you’ll get this reaction:
Cat: “You can make do with that backless plastic chair, human servant!”
Picture this: the cat hops onto the dryer, knocks down decorations, messes up the bed, and then casually strolls away.” Cat: “What’s that look for? I’m off to nap. Kneel before your furry overlord!
It parks itself in front of the door every morning and won’t budge unless bribed with treats.
Human: “Why do you do this?” Cat: “Because it pleases me.”
Human: “Oh, planning to cook with that?”
Cat: “Attention, everyone! Messi just hijacked my friend’s wedding photo!”
My cat? Not a fan of cuddles.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch… Cat: “That’s my dinner sorted.”
Every time I try to play The Sims… Cat: “Nice, huh? Maybe we’ll move in there. Time to hire an extra human servant!”
My cat’s latest hobby is shredding toilet paper. Today, she uncovered all my hidden stashes. Cat: “What else is new to me?”
When I’m ready to hit the hay, my cat turns into a night-time nuisance. Cat: “Is it dark enough for you?”
My cat could lounge anywhere in the house but chose a shiny ice cream cone plate. Cat: “Got a problem with that?”
“Don’t look at me! I was like this from day one.” Human: “Suddenly feeling my blood pressure rise…”
This is what the shelf in the fridge is really for. Cat: “Shut the door, you’re letting the cold out.”
Even a blizzard can’t deter you when you’re starving.
I’m starting to think my cat’s plotting against me. Cat: “I’m starving, get up and feed me, stat!”
It’s got a fancy $80 cat bed, but guess what? It’s been camping in a paper bag for two days straight. Cat: “This is where I reign supreme.”
When you’re trying to totally dominate someone’s will:
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